romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall. make out with...
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
jesus christ my lower back pain why
This girl was on Britain’s got talent and she gave this inspiring story about how she had something wrong with her brain and basically had to relearn how to function properly and she had an absolutely lovely voice but SHE SANG BRING ME TO LIFE AND I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT SONG SERIOUSLY SO I WAS LAUGHING BUT I FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT LAUGHING
Plot twist: Yahoo actually sorts out the video player and replies and everything else wrong with tumblr. Tumblr becomes a better place. All hail our new Yahoo overlords.
I can confirm the marks on my back are just imprints off my quilt and my sister is a butt
was feeling REALLY BODY POSITIVE suddenly and even thought about maybe TAKING SOME PICS because I don’t allow myself any vanity usually and it was nice but then grace said there was something on my back like scratches or stretchmarks or BURNS or something and I don’t know what she’s talking about because I can’t see it GOOD MOOD GONE
Guess who draws bad gorey vent art I do I do
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
sister uses word in wrong context ask if she knows what the word means get shouted at for “making her feel small and stupid and being so high and mighty” go cry
im so confused right no w its quarter to 7 in the morning and why is frankie boyles twitter picture a cta????? its a fucking cartoon cat why whats happenign frnakie boyle why
the new pokemon mystery dungeon game is out and the new daft punk cd is coming out on monday and my mam’s birthday is coming up and the job centre isn’t giving me any money why is life unfair
i just saw the equestria girls trailer holy fuck someone shove rusty spoons in my eyes
swinubuh: When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
My mams complaining ireland is being too gay what
Ireland has shirtless guys good I dont care about anything else Shirtless guys
No ukraine bring the giant man back
GREECE IS COOL TOO
I LIKE AZERBAIJAN’S BOX GIMMICK IT’S COOL
Oh no iceland guy is fit
I’m absolutely boiling so i got naked an my mam got uncomfortable so i’ve got my jammies hastily draped over myself i look ridiculous but I’m not too hot now so whatever
Malta’s guy is really squinty
Watchin the eurovisions
splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
adolescentzombies: When people expect you to do things for them just because you’re the artist in the family.
haha shit i made the ‘the cobra is my penis’ post without the speech bubble first but it didn’t look right on the dashboard so i deleted it and made the new one with the speech bubble but it stilll got a couple reblogs before i deleted it hfjhthj
I’m gon draw spencer and bjc broin it up shit I made them kawaii animes
titanium-starfish replied to your post: titanium-starfish replied to your post: Things my… aaaaah but dude i have the first volume of uzumaki by the dude who wrote the enigma of amigara fault GOOD GOD IS IT DISTURBING aaaaaaaaaaaalendmeitsometime
titanium-starfish replied to your post: Things my mam has said today. You can watch your… hER FIRST TOAST OMG babby’s first toast it tasted like independence and failure and undercooked bread
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”