omg seriously I get that the computer is in an awkward place, and I’m already restricting my porn viewing just in case anyone sees but seriously, people need to stop looking over my shoulder and commenting on everything on screen.
This is my phone's voice recognition trying to figure out the Jabberwocky
Was brillig and the slithy toves did clark gable in the waves phone in the world of warcraft and monmouth great.
Jabberwock iphone 4 for the wedding that have fun for mobile phones.
king of prussia what is wrong with some soft shell recipe for pecan street festival austin.
And a little fish store iphone came within 35th and about asking.
2123 football club later and let diet pepsi plant something.
Southland jabberwock come to miles image of this day calloo callay in history.
Brillig and slightly toes did guion gimble in the way home in the world forever strong long was great.
Gosh, I’m pretty upset right now, even though I probably shouldn’t get this worked up about it, haha. After several days of attempting to get my sister to listen to ‘ukulele anthem’ by amanda palmer (I mean, my sister plays a ukulele, why wouldn’t she want to listen to it?) I finally managed to…
AFP plays the ukelele though, why would she play an instrument she didn’t like?
Why would she create an entire CD of Radiohead covers played entirely on the ukelele if she didn’t like it?
WENDY I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW
I AM CONFUES
UKELELE ANTHEM IS THE BEST SONG EVER SO HOW
IDK my sister is a bitch, if she had just listened a little longer she would have realised what the song is actually about. Not to mention she didn’t want to listen to it in the first place, because she won’t do anything unless it’s on her terms. >:C
Gosh, I’m pretty upset right now, even though I probably shouldn’t get this worked up about it, haha.
After several days of attempting to get my sister to listen to ‘ukulele anthem’ by amanda palmer (I mean, my sister plays a ukulele, why wouldn’t she want to listen to it?) I finally managed to get her to sit down and listen to it. Except that she completely misinterpreted the song.
By the time we got half way through the song she decided it was insulting to people who play ukulele and refused to listen to it, despite my reassurances that it was doing no such thing and if she just listened to the rest of tje song she’d understand that. She then said that it ‘offended’ her, far too late for it to be the real reason, and making it clear she was holding a grudge from when I did not want to listen to a parody song she had written, on the basis that it was on the subject of gay sex and the lyrics I did have the misfortune to hear I found degrading.
I honestly thought she’d enjoy hearing a song praising the instrument she plays and saying that if everyone played it maybe the world would be a nicer place, but instead I’ve decided I’m never going to try share anything with her again, as she obviously doesn’t appreciate the fact I’m thinking of her, even though she seems to believe the world revolves around her anyway.
Aquarians are idealistic in their lifestyle. They are optimistic and honest. If you are lucky enough to make a friend with an Aquarius, you will have a truly loyal friend. These people don’t give people the chance to get too close to them too easily….
My mom carried me in her tummy for nine months.She felt sick for months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell and her skin stretch and tear, she struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quick; she suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this world. Then, she became my nurse, my chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest fan, my teacher and my best friend. She's struggled for me, cried over me, hoped the best for me, and prayed for me. Most of us take our mom for granted.