Mam comes in to say goodnight, she finds my gay Transformers scribbles
and for ages now I have pictured this situation with me being very cool about the whole thing but… it was amazingly embarrassing. Mainly because it’s only a drawing of some very close dancing, but my mam thought they were ‘going at it’ and would not accept the truth. She also kept saying things like ‘plugging in’ and ‘charging’ and asking if robots could do that, which was bad enough, but I lost my shit when she mistook Jazz for a girl. :I Must’ve been his bumpertits.
Other than that though, all she did was mess with me a little and tell me to hide my pictures in future if I don’t want people to see them. I guess she’s accepted that I’m completely fucked in the head.
…tempted to go up to her tomorrow and correct her mistake. I mean, if she’s gonna know I’m into robo-porn she should at least know I like mech on mech. And come on, I made her watch the film with me. She should KNOW Jazz is a guy, I made enough of a fuss over him. >:I