I AM SO FUCKING DONE
Press that play button, everyone. You’re in for more than you expect.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
THIS IS AN A CIRURAL KSICSONNEMTLLD
This was just named the Worst Toy of 2013 and the Amazon reviews are pretty spectacular:
I was talking about how we should all go see frozen because it’s literally been years since we all went to see a film as a family, and my sister was asking why she wasn’t invited, and I’m like, uh, everyone includes you you idiot.
Then she said nah she’d just take the money and go see something else.
Bitch why the fuck would you complain about not being included if you don’t give a shit anyway.
Also fuck you we’re gonna go see a film together as a family it’s christmas don’t make me hurt you.
some of you have asked me about the scariest video ive ever seen….well here it is
CAUTION: DO NOT WATCH ALONE
I had nightmares for months
And it’s out! At least on Steam Workshop. I’ll get on Nexus soon enough. Now all your dragons can be replaced with Thomas characters!
I love mods so much they are so important
"I am the cleanest peeg."
because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously
it takes two
Meet Indiana and Harlow, Instagram’s dynamic doggie duo.
When it comes to being best friends, size definitely doesn’t matter.
Indiana is like a pint sized accessory Harlow likes to carry around. Depending on the occasion, Indiana makes the perfect hat. Or a cosy scarf.
Follow Indiana and Harlow to see what their next adventure will be.
NO I CANT
This is Darth Vader, the button quail, and he’s the cutest, smallest bird ever.
A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.
They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.