pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

“perfect”

hanaraad:

That moment when you realise they used lyrics from Disney Aladdin’s “A Whole New World” in J-Decker’s design.

moulinsims:

mrcronusampora:

lunaispurplenotblack:

Everyone who reblogs this will get their URL written on the back of a Nic Cage face.

And it will be placed somewhere in my town (i.e. Schools, Community centers, Grocery stores, Subway) 

It ends February 28th

Everyone

Reblog awaaaaaay

this can only end in tears, you know

this is the only one of these ill ever reblog ok

fightingmachine:

anniilaugh:

kkatkkrap:

potterphilic:

videohall:

There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights

hamiltonians:

im watching star wars

kikaijima:

ok first hook your fingers in this position

then for 30 seconds PULL AS HARD AS YOU CAN WITH BOTH HANDS but make sure your fingers stay interlocked! do not move your hands’ positions or else it won’t work.

after the 30 seconds are up stop pulling and unhook your fingers BUT DO NOT STRAIGHTEN THEM. keep them bent in the same way for another 30 seconds.

when those 30 seconds are up, straighten your fingers as slowly as possible.

PROFIT.

everythingischemicalsyoufuck:

ysabette:

I love how initially he’s craning his neck to try to see the keyboard, then he just gives up and starts biting Tim Minchin’s hair and snarling, and he never misses a note.

If you want to watch the video, it’s Inflatable You - Tim Minchin feat. Eddie Perfect.

<3

mommucked:

My sister-in-law as a TransFormerly Known As Prince

My brother’s friend as Saddam Hussein Bolt

And (my personal favorite) my brother as DumbleDora the Explorer

brookwheresmallfishswim:

spookysoul12066:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

WAHT

it actually works omg

manwaifu:

NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE ANIMATED CUTSCENES

sirsteeve:

killjoy-tickety-boo:

Boyfriend just showed me this.

Go Samsung!

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

anime-bruce-wayne:

people keep making posts about being “done” and i just keep thinking that they’re all bread that’s ready to take out of the oven or something

lelandjanuska:

lizcoco:

monodi:

okatu:

windows98:

I CANT BREATHE

HOLY SHIT

WELP

#CAPITAL E CAPITAL A CAPITAL SPORTS

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE