God knows why theres a wall socket thats so freakin high in this hotel room. anyway i had to use it. No choice.
If you’re ever feeling really bad, just watch this video and remember that some people have it a lot worse than you
he’s so resigned to his fate oh my god
I’m 100% sure this kid is portuguese. this accent. this is my accent. this kid is portuguese
hahahah i love how he swears he’s so cute. Poor bb.
NOW IT’S PERFECT
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
In all fairness though, I think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wins the award for “Biggest regret of accidentally successful text post.”
It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
still the best use of the snk op i’ve ever seen
“It is common knowledge throughout military police of Wall Sina that Commander Walken uses non standard methods in his battle against the Eotens”
Phoenix Wright - Cornered Acapella (by Smooth McGroove)
“You can’t just slap Shingeki no Kyojin’s OP onto everything.”
-breaks into tears-
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
That moment when you realise they used lyrics from Disney Aladdin’s “A Whole New World” in J-Decker’s design.